period

a description for an amount of time.

It's that fucking period of the time of month.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.

I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021