TP Troll

That a$$hole that goes out and buys all the toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic.

Get your camera out and video this TP Troll while he loads his car! He’s about to go viral!

I hope this TP Troll gets every bit of this virus!

How many craps does this TP Troll think he’s going to take in a two week quarantine?!

by Nearly headless d*ck March 23, 2020

low troll

A third class Internet troll.

Derek posted a lot of defamatory statements on his computer however no one paid attention to him that makes him a low troll.

by Mr. Robotron May 18, 2020

Highroad Troll

Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.

Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.

by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020

Hole Troll

An obviously flamboyant gay person with LOW standards who is "on the hunt".

That guy Mike is a total hole troll, he has hit on LITERALLY every queen, bear & twink in this joint tonight...

by Uncle Ruckus 480 July 8, 2012

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

troll masters

when two james troll to the very best and there best can not be beaten

haha, you been trolled by the troll masters

by troller 1 September 27, 2013

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012