The muff

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

by daddyyolol February 24, 2020

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Menlo Park Muff Pie

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

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Armpit Muff

when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff

ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff

by jackandsallysloveeeee July 5, 2007

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bluff muff

A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.

Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.

by lukeellery April 29, 2006

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