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Max Bruner Middle School

BMS is the school where all the little shits go. The school administration is so fucking ass that I wouldn’t be surprised if they would yell at you for wearing different colored socks. When 13 year olds aren’t doing drugs in the bathroom, theres always some shitty fight in the bathrooms instead. The only good part about this school is the writings on the bathroom walls.
Them: “What middle school do you go to?” “Max Bruner Middle School!” Them: “Get the fuck out of my house.”
by igotobrunerlol September 14, 2021
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River Ridge Middle School

River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.

Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.

Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?

you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.

rrms sucks 🍑
*bell rings*
*first period*

teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing

emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap

girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass
by water bottle;) September 6, 2021
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Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.
I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.
by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010
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Bell Mountain Middle School

A middle school in Menifee where all of these stuck up children attend and apparently have clicks that are to cool to hangout with you.
person 1:"Oh my gosh gurl, look she's from Bell Mountain Middle School!"

person 2:"wow how cool"
by a girl named NINJA June 9, 2009
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Hamilton International Middle School

Also known as H.I.M.S.

The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
by Babbity Rabbity January 6, 2011
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Loveland Middle School

Also applies to the Intermediate School.

The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
Student 1: "Yo, Tyrese! You just moved to Loveland, don't go to Loveland Middle School, go to Mason.
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
by DarellSmokesWeed April 23, 2012
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Middle Finger

A finger that's typically used to tell people to go to hell and/or to fuck themselves by being positioned upright while the other fingers are facing down inside the palm of the hand.
I don't regard the middle finger as a negative physical gesture; whenever someone flicks me off I always assume they're conveying, "Excuse me kind sir, but I'd like to introduce you to the pleasures of prostate massage." To which I respond, "Why thank you considerate stranger, I gratefully accept your generous offer; please lead the way so we may begin to experiment."
by Professor McBadass July 19, 2011
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