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Stratton Mountain 

the most elite ski resort on the east coast best known for its guaranteed good snow conditions(due to the best snow making system in the country) and their amazing lift service(also best in the country). although the terrain isn't as challenging as say, Stowe, it can please anyone from novice skiing to expert skiing. beware though, this is one of the priciest mountains in the country. a one day weekend pass goes for about 75 dollars. if you are preppy and rich stratton is the only choice so if you ski at okemo, killington, sugarbush, and especially mt. blow you are at the wrong place
Good thing we are buying a house at Stratton Mountain. Daddy said that if we didn't the people at the club would think that we were poor.

Slaying Mountain Lions 

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

Mandarin Mountain 

The size of the plates at the popular chinese buffet "Mandarin" cannot compensate for the amount of food placed upon them. Therefore the food must be piled to incredible heights, creating a Mandarin Mountain on your plate.
God damn these tiny plates, looks likes its time for another Mandarin Mountain.

Rocky Mountain Oysters 

Bull testicles.
Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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tussey mountain 

A high school that is flooded with drama and teenage pregnancy. Everyone there seems to think of themselves as some gangster drug dealer. It sits in the middle of "Hicksville", otherwise known as Saxton, PA. Around every corner you will find two rednecks having a pissing contest or chewing tobacco. It's also the home of the Titans, known for football even though they do/did awfully, thanks to a bald dickheaded former coach who hasn't been laid in some odd 10 years. The Titans may have a chance at redeeming themselves with him taken off but who knows. PS: It seems every other week there's a bomb or shooting threat, fuck.
Person 1: "Yo, you hear about that threat the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, must be Tussey Mountain."

grouse mountain 

a unique mountain with a great appreciation for lack of snow. why go any other place to shred when the mountain can shred your board for you.
grouse mountain by {(H)} March 23, 2005