molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Molly

The most amazing and perfect person you’ll ever meet. Molly is smart, caring, loving, compassionate, dedicated, a great listener, funny, and sometimes perverse. She thinks she's ugly, but she isn't. She is probably one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. Molly thinks her laugh is gross but really, it's super cute. She loves compliments even if she denies them to be true. Sometimes, she can be really shy and get all flustered, which is really adorable even though she thinks it's embarrassing. If you let this girl into your life you will never regret it. She will care and love you if you give her the chance. Never hurt her because if you do you will regret the decision and make one of the biggest mistakes of your love life. You don’t want to break Molly’s heart because her trust never deserves to be broken.

Person one: Omg, that girl is so pretty!
Person two: I know right? She's totally a Molly.

by Boy in a flower crown November 30, 2020

Moleculo

The Molecular Man

Person 1: Moleculo.
Moleculo: The Molecular Man!
Person 2: Ok, ok, your moleculo!
Moleculo: That's ridiculous!
Person 2: We know you are.
Moleculo: How did you find out?
Person 1: -sigh-... Moleculo.
Moleculo: The Molecula... oh, that. Well, you see, I just get excited and all.

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

mollid

Of Worcestershire origin, it is a merging of two words: mint (meaning 'top' or 'rather fantastic') and solid (meaning 'strong' or 'built like a brick shithouse'). To describe oneself as mollid is a compliment. For the past-tense, the individual or group becomes mollied.

I'm fucking mollid you twunts; therefore, bring it on.

by Matthew Mahabadi October 28, 2004

Moldew

What you have when there is mold and mildew at the same time.

Our plumming sprung a leak and with the heat we developed moldew all over our walls.

by Dawn7 April 23, 2006

moleski

One of the coolest last name in the world. The one who usaully has it is one of the best friends i guy could have. This person is usaully the most popular and valued person

Yo that girl over there is a Moleski i would love to be friends with here

by ArthurGM February 10, 2008