May 25

People born in May 25 have 6+ inches. If you find someone born in this date he/she is a keper

Him: wanna fuck. Her:no. Him:I was born may 25. Her: then let’s go to my place

by Hella bonkers October 28, 2019

May 10

Depressed cunt day

Joey: Yo did u heard DOĞA born at May 10?
Tim:Yeah she is a depressed cunt

by Possyyydestroyyeer November 5, 2019

May 15

Slap dat booty and grab dem titties day

Yo its may 15 you k how what that means

by Shreks apprentice May 11, 2020

May 22

National dick and balls day. Typically celebrated through sharing of dick and ball photos with close family members and loved ones.

Hey John, here a photo of my dick alongside my balls, Happy May 22.

by RickSlongson May 21, 2021

May 17, 2027

A day that many fear. A day to end all days. Oh, God. I can see it now.

PERSON 1: Hey, what's the date again?
PERSON 2: It's May 17, 2027--
PERSON 2: Oh no.
PERSON 1: The day has come. It will burn.
*both PERSON 1 and PERSON 2 erupt in flame, and die screaming.*

by timeKeeeeper October 24, 2022

May 20

Natinonal give Ariel head day, cause it’s his birthday

Did you guys give Ariel head yet? it’s May 20.

by Bert Jr. April 11, 2019

May Sum

May Sum is a place in hull where people go to celebrate their lucky winnings by spending it in May Sum on an all you can eat featuring the gorgeous, thick hair, medium hair, and really thick hair. nearly always followed by ice ream

i got a tenner for no reason lets MAY SUM it.

by Martin Coates May 9, 2006