zen master

one who is selfless and loving
often willing to help and go out of their way
Kaitlin is a total zen master! She helped me carry those boxes around all day, and i didnt even ask her to help..
by Aerin July 31, 2003
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pussy master

Someone who makes a woman into a sex slave by getting her hooked on a drug and threat of violance.
Kathy's got a pussy master.
by Deep blue 2012 October 02, 2009
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Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.
Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!
by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009
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Master Fucker

this is a complex definition, a master fucker can be may thing as the list that fallows
1) a peson who is extreamly good at sex( you have to at least have sex 4 times a day)
2) a person simmalar to a pimp by haveing sex with many women at the same time
3) a man of woman who has made there partner Cumm all over themselves
4)a peson who ruins lives and is a Computer Fucker(see compter fucker). this person resembles a derek
5)a man who can masterbate at least 10 times a day
6)someone who is so nerdy that he becomes attractive(inspite of his nerdy ness he is a very good love maker)
7) a very larger Penis
8)a man or a woman who doesn't even have to have sex to make there partner cumm
9)a teacher that gives a fuck load of homework and eats your tests
10)someone you hate very stongly
"wow holey shit i came in like 4 seconds he is a MASTER FUCKER"

"yeah i'm a master fucker for christ sake i did you moma and you dady at the same time"

"god damn that master fucker made me jizz on myself"

" damn that computer fucker is also a master fucker"

" Those valley twins are master fuckers"

"Damn he has a master fucker"

"that was weird all i had to do was look at that master fucker and i came"

"our science teacher is a master fucker"

yo bro you a master fucker now get outa my grill"
by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006
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the puppet master

Fingering a passed out drunk girl in the ass to wake her up.
Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.
by MisterGeppetto July 02, 2015
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wing master

This is the term for a male who performs oral sex on a female during her time of the month. The "wings" form around his mouth from the "discharge". The KFC commercial is a disgusting reference to this, using buffalo sauce instead.
Yo, I can't believe you are a wing master!
by SiclianaSFTONY April 03, 2004
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zen master

One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.
Holy crap, did you see what the zen master had to say this time?
by Phun Guy September 06, 2003
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