Laceyed

The act of absolutely smashing someone in the face with a pint glass

Holy shit I just laceyed the fuck outta that guy he’s in a pool of blood on the floor.

by Big blizzys December 9, 2023

Larber

Someone who cums on their face

Sam: why don't you hang out with Derek?
Jackson: he's a larber
Sam: ewwww

by SamSam27 January 2, 2024

Lacey king

Lacey king is a amazing person, she’s always there for you and she’s just the best thing that will happen to you she’s beautiful in every way and is just perfect

“Your so perfect you must be a Lacey King”

by Jayc223 January 13, 2024

lacertiform

Something that looks or is shaped like a lizard.

*weird lizard shaped thing*

Person 1: Quite peculiar…

Person 2: Its quite lacertiform…

Person 1: What the fuck dies that mean.

Person 2: look it up on urban dictionary bro.

by SliplongariousSlmander February 2, 2024

Lance Blakeney

A fake homo stereotype who is just really fucking annoying

Your such a lance Blakeney bro...

by hahahahahpenishelloman February 2, 2024

Lance

A Lance is an interesting individual, one who is very friendly and funny to be around -- but not in the ways you would expect. A Lance exumes a certain NPC energy, making random quips at a given time and will walk with such a purpose that his walking presence alone lets you know who he is.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?

Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....

by Murica4004 February 12, 2024

Lanceitis

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

by Drè March 9, 2024