loser

my loser
a way to proclaim someone as a possesion, in a good way

"cold is a loser, but my loser"
"cold the loser"

by coolazian April 14, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.

Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".

by Reynard says July 21, 2017

Sore Loser

a person who becomes very upset or angry when he or she loses their boat and gets sunk

Alpha Nigthshade is such a sore loser! He never says good fight after he sinks only when he gets a kill!

by UO Outlands September 2, 2022

loser

Someone who is racist and fumbles women everywhere he goes

blayne is a loser

by boiledcabbage628 January 11, 2023

bitchass loser

Anyone named Brian, David, or Dylan

John: “you bitchass loser!”
Dylan: “is it because I’m a Dylan?”

by Bitchass Loser November 19, 2022

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022