kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

thank you kindly

Something non-native english speakers think english speakers say.

Talking on the phone to foreign scammer - " May I please have your credit card number? ...... Thank you kindly."

by PathfinerPilot March 16, 2016

kindie kandie

music listened to by the kindergoth set.

ehmm... slipknot? that shit's kindie kandie.

by zoey April 11, 2004

Kinden

Hott good looking female often called a whore but not true... 10% of the time guys have a good chance getting this girl because she loves to fuck!

kinden is sooo odd

by Kattoo January 27, 2009

kinderbrats

the neighborhood obnoxious children of obnoxious parents

The kinderbrats are screaming again.

by mangovegan July 30, 2010

Kindle Burnout

Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books

If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout

by slatattack March 29, 2011