Johnny Cash

A hot, painful sensation, felt in one's rectum, anus, bottom or bum. So named after the Johnny Cash song "Burning ring of Fire"

Man: I had some major chaffing today, I've got a Johnny Cash
OR
Woman: Yeah my boyfriend last night did me doggy style and today I've got a Johnny Cash

by saitunes January 21, 2010

Johnny Cash

When one has consumed an overly hot indian dish such as a Vindaloo leading to a dramatic piece of toilet action where the croucher over the pan has a proper "ring-stinger" or a Johnny Cash; or more specifically "A ring of fire" (coined from one of his most famous songs). May well be associated with "sphincter of fire".

"Jesus that was a hot curry last night"
"Yeah, you're right. I've had huge problems with Johnny Cash this morning"
"Really? What, listening to his music"
"Not in the strictest sense of the word, but it "burns burns burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire"

by mini-man1980 November 18, 2007

slipping the johnny

inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands

oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard

by steven bobeven March 31, 2005

Johnny cake

Someone very cheesy or chipper/nerdy.

He is such a johnny cake!

by Chelle June 18, 2005

Johnny Fingers

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need

Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Johnny's Mom

A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!

If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!

by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

Johnny Blackout

Most typically used as a noun to refer to oneself or others when totally drunk and can't remember a thing.
It can also be used as an adjective to describe onself or others when totally drunk.

"Man, I was totally Johnny Blackout last night. I don't remember a thing. What happened?!"

or...

"Damn, I was Johnny'd last night, fuck!"

by JohnnyBlackout January 20, 2009