self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

decent human being

somebody who gives a fuck about something other than them self.

That person is genuinely nice. What a decent human being.

by ilexwashere August 21, 2011

Humboy

A way of congratulating a friend.
A combination of ata boy and humbabe.

Hey Kyle I just did 100 crunches.

Humboy Mike

by Kyle Pare Stick June 16, 2011

Human Genome Project

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.

Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.

by Qtothey February 9, 2006

eye-humping

to lustfully stare at a person

I'm not a jealous guy, but I don't appreciate it when cats be blatantly eye-humping my girl.

by Seleezie May 10, 2004

humblebrag

When someone complains, quite often on social media, about something that they are lucky to have. The humblebrag also includes buzzwords, so as to truly "explain the conundrum".

"Filming on set is a complete test of patience! You know your in Hollywood when you have to cut every other second for a helicopter or an ambulance!" (a legitimate humblebrag that was found on Facebook)

by Motormouth Poet August 6, 2015

human bidet

human bidet is that special class of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra ass cleaning, far beyond the normal ass kissing. Human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get pissed on by everyone.

That idiot got promoted ahead of me. He wouldn't have got this far if he wasn't such a human bidet!

by EvilSchmoo June 30, 2005