Haley

The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is the love of my life. She has the most beautiful smile, the cutest bunny nose, the most stunning green eyes. You could look at her all day and still not get enough of her. Her beauty is immeasurable, her body is just incredible with all her lovely curves, and on the inside her kindness and sweetness are unrivaled. She picks you up when youre down, always there with a smile and an I love you. She is true wifey material and while she lives too far away she is perfect.

Haley: "Hello" *beautiful smile*
me: "You're the most beautiful girl in the world"
Haley: "You're silly" *even more perfect smile*
me: "im serious, you really are"
Haley: "Oh, why thank you :) "

by The Careless Whisper March 19, 2013

Trigger Happy T.V.

The best thing to come out of Britain since Keira Knightley.

Although Triggery Happy T.V. is in no way shape or form like Jackass it is still one of the best prank shows around.

by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004

happy holidays

The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life.

Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon!
Joe: Uh Merry Christmas?
George:There, now Jesus loves you again.

by Shizzlator December 19, 2005

Happy Bag

As it's name suggests, a Happy Bag is essentially a bag of happy. Think of the "happy" in the bag like the massive ammounts of Seratonin(the hormone that makes you happy) that is stored in your brain, and forced to be released when ecstacy is used. A popped happy bag is much like using ecstacy in this sense, as all the happy is forced to exit the bag. However a ruptured happy bag is much more deadly than ecstacy.

A happy bag of normal size, when popped, unleashes enough energy to power the country of Finland for 32 minutes. These extremely powerful blasts and shockwaves of happy explode in a radius of 60 miles. This happy is very infectious.

I heard that Waldo is really a happy bag, and he's hiding because everyone wants to pop him.

by Horoscopejunkie April 19, 2008

happy jack

A cigarette with the tobacco removed and weed put in. Something not so many people do but should do more often. it's easier than rolling and WORKS!

You got some rolling papers bro?

Nah, let's just make a happy jack.

by happy jacker February 22, 2009

Trigger Happy T.V.

Show on comedy central that originated in britain where people play pranks on the unsuspecting public. not as red neck as Jackass

trigger happy tv is underrated

by mAGIK bUS March 12, 2005

Happy Birthday

happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.

person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009