flaptap

female teabagging

"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"

by Smims April 18, 2012

flop nugget

A flop nugget is a vagina with long floppy lips like wilted donkey ears.

Gina has to wear two pairs of panties while she jogs to keep her flop nugget from bruising her inner thighs.

by gillnet1 March 18, 2014

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

Flop

A person with a fake dick.

Niki is a flop.
Niki has a flop.

by american_ psycho March 12, 2016

Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016

Flop

Definition; A spineless creature, with the inability to stand tall
Adjective; what a weak cunt, he's such a flop.

He's got no backbone, what a flop

by I eat soap May 19, 2016

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017