front-to-back fail 

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

front-to-back fail by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

con qui fail d'aplomb 

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

con qui fail d'aplomb by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016

Trail of fail 

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

Trail of fail by cold porridge May 6, 2018

You people are a fail 

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.

You people are a fail

You people are a fail by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

your shipment of fail has arrived by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

fix'n'fail 

When somebody attempts to improve or fix something but doesn't not have the ability or talent and ends up making a mess of things.

Steve can't build the room right. He thought he could do the electrics himself but it's just a fix'n'fail

fix'n'fail by master pjesdrw34 April 2, 2021

The Raid will Fail 

An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.

Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.

"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"

The Raid will Fail by Morj_Mollywopper May 31, 2022