Frosting Brain

Someone extremely dumb.

"Why does he always stare at me? It creepy!"

"That's because he's a FROSTING BRAIN."

by OliveTheReindeer December 29, 2013

frosted sticky bun

A delicious treat to enjoy in the morning, especially off of a lover's semen-covered buttocks

I had your moms frosted sticky bun for breakfast. She is a great cook

by Twerkallday767 March 26, 2014

Frosty the snow Dick

When snow goes up your boxers and freezes your penis

Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.

by Bloody Lotus April 7, 2014

frosnard

a cold wet towel to smack your hoe with

hoe, don't make me get my frosnard!

by educatedmistress April 22, 2014

frosted

1. verb: to steal something on purpose or by accident and not care because you're a klepto

A bunch of people are missing phones, ipods, and money, and weed from the party last night. Somebody must have frosted it.

Hey sorry I frosted your lighter.

Dare me to frost these beer mugs from the bar.

by Ryan_Frost May 9, 2014

Frosted Popsicle

After having sex with a condom and ejaculating into the condom, the sexual partner gives a blow job while the penis is covered in jizz and lube.

Man, my woman wanted a taste of what she was missing out on because of the condom I had to wear. So after sex I peeled it off and gave her a frosted Popsicle.

by Daggummit1 June 2, 2014

frosty

Can mean a lot of things. Like cool, awesome, great, weird, strange, bad, hot, or sexy and can be used for, whoa.

*car crash
"that's frosty" or "d*** dat s*** frosty"

* hot girl walks by
"she frosty"

"hey wanna go base jump without a parachute?"

"oh yeah man that's frosty"

"I got beer!"
"frosty bro!"

by businessonly August 2, 2014