jesus feet

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Mall feet

The term for a condition with various symptoms caused by standing on the National Mall for twelve hours or more waiting for the Obama inauguration; caused by fatigue and exposure to temperatures below freezing.

Man, I can't believe it's only 8:30; I've already got a serious case of Mall feet going on and there's no space to sit.

by drwatson221b January 20, 2009

feetus

The feet of an immature human, or fetus.

Man, that feetus soup really hit the spot!

by Shin_ May 29, 2005

FEETERS,

An annoying 11 year old who pretends to be 16 and plays Habbo Hotel all day long. Usually very ugly and very fat, and often has a lot of people hating her.
Also has a nasaly voice and is often seen singing "SUNDAY MORNING RAIN IS FALLINGGGG." If you hear this, you should probably cover your ears or run for cover.

Oh hi, my name is Vicky, I'm FEETERS, on habbo hotel!

by Propellers October 16, 2008

phoh feet

When you attack someone with your feet (because they stink)

Stop phohing me with you feet they stink

by Eickholt November 24, 2004

small feet in a big world

A guy that wears a size 9 for smaller in shoes. Also, known as womens feet.

Mike sure has small feet in a big world.

by mander223 April 26, 2012

Fleetwerk

To give one's self a fleet enema, then proceed to twerk while excreting a loose, fluid bowel movement.

The stripper is willing to fleetwerk to Miley Cyrus music for cash.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse September 11, 2013