Faptown

A metaphorical location as to discribe someone fapping or going to town by fapping.

Excuse me while I go to Faptown.
Wow, hes going to Faptown over there.

by Anonymous Fapper August 5, 2010

Fapoid

Chronic internet masturbators who robotically faps to anything sexually stimulating to them.

Homer never goes out anymore. All he does is collect porn. What a fapoid.

by hazelnut73 March 3, 2011

fapmunition

fapmunition is a term developed by redditor "thenameischris" and is used when a friend sends a friend sexual material, that one would be able to fap to.

hey man can i have the name of that porn site" "here you go insert link here" "Thanks for the fapmunition bro

by Hunter_o December 11, 2011

fapwit

intellectual masturbation

All that talk about politics and sociology last night was a bunch of fapwit.

by verbosity velocity September 28, 2011

Fapparition

A masturbation related ghost sighting OR the sighting of a masturbating ghost.

Person 1: Dude, last night I was watching some porn and jerking it, then during my vinegar strokes I saw the virgin Mary appear on a wall behind the midgets.
Person 2: Whoa, you got yourself a fapparition right there!

by Fletch Strongbow September 2, 2012

Fapturnal

Someone who normally faps during the night.

"I tend to fap when my parents are asleep so i won't get caught"
Bro- "Oh so you're fapturnal

by Hippopotamus April 8, 2012

FAPSMEG

FAPSMEG is the cheesy malodorous gunk that grows on penises and brains of Christian gay-bashers. Seen mainly in Rhode Island.

Brian had a really bad case of FAPSMEG until Maggie licked it off.

by MarcoD January 16, 2013