Falisterial

When someone or something is very suspicious

Tiffany: Don’t come in my room ok!!
Becky: You’re acting very falisterial

by Vicky Lynn :D January 30, 2019

False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019

false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.

I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.

by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019

Facts

A true statement that people often agree with and reply to it with the word “facts”

Me:*reads quote*
Also me: true facts

by Vee🎈🥤 March 4, 2019

falishio

an annoying guy who does track and baseball. Also a dork. NEXT LEVEL type of dude. also know as FEFE's bff. This kid likes turtles.`HE is also short with brown hair and brown eyes and loves purple.

falishio: I love purple

by kaylea r May 3, 2019

Falsad Girl

Definition: A girl who appears slim when wearingng clothes- clothes that aren't revealing of her figure- and when you get trapped in a relationship with her, and one that is too late/ too rude to break up: reveals her body. A body that is obese and usually looks 3-6 months pregnant- but isn't. Also has saggy tits. And this can be common in teenagers as teenage boys first start exploring the other sex.

NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).

-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms

Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.

LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!

"Man... I hate to tell you things but I can't help it."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."

by AllSeasonedRunner September 14, 2019

False arrest

False arrest is a common law tort, where a plaintiff alleges they were held in custody without probable cause, or without an order issued by a court of competent jurisdiction. Although it is possible to sue law enforcement officials for false arrest, the usual defendants in such cases are private security firms.

False arrest 🤔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019