butter face

A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.

She's a butter face: everything is sexy "butter" but her face.

by El Roberto April 8, 2004

face fuck

Sliding your cock in and out of someone's mouth usually while holding their head still or moving it in opposition to the movement of your hips.

She didn't bob while she gobbled my knob so i face fucked her.

by gregssa February 7, 2004

Facebook paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable "interests" by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 27, 2008

Bitch Face Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has a face that makes you think he/she is a bitch. Said person might not actually be a bitch, but they look like one. BFS can be used for short.

Chris: Wow, that girl has a severe case of Bitch Face Syndrome.
Mandy: Yeah, she looked pissed off for no reason.

by MasterAtNone91 January 20, 2010

Facebook Balls

Facebook balls refer to the harsh, rude things that people might say on Facebook that they wouldn't say in person.

Rob posted on Facebook that Larry's girlfriend is a total dog. He would have NEVER said that to his face. He's got some big FBB's (Facebook Balls). Then Larry posted back that he was gonna punch Rob in the face. The FBB's must be contagious.

by SarRobKrstisadog November 20, 2010

Facecradle

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.

Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.

by Tangan September 5, 2014