douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009

Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping

by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!

Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.

by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012

douche notes

When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.

Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?

by horn avenue June 24, 2010

douche hitler

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).

Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!

by #douchehitler November 1, 2015