retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.

ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.

by justasurvivor December 23, 2012

reprodouche

When two pretentious, arrogant idiots generate offspring.

The male douchebag and female douchebaguette will typically meet at a club and mate later on that night. If the conditions are just right, eventually the douchebaguette yields a douchebagel. Learning from the example of the parents, the douchebagel becomes an even bigger douche then its parents were, and thus the cycle begins again.

This is an unfortunate inevitability which sustains the world population of douchebags, forever subjecting the rest of us to their unrelenting douchebaggery.

Everyone on MTV's Jersey Shore is such a douchebag; I hope none of them get drunk enough to reprodouche.

by nycEVIL September 2, 2010