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Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
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4th District

This is when refereeing to something that will never happen or has never happened or ever came to be.

It is a spoof off a game called Kingdom Hearts where in the first part of the game you would visit a place called "Traverse Town" which is divided up into 3 districts, Merlins house, a hidden underground, a clock tower, and the 101 Dalmations house. There is no 4th District in Traverse Town, and something is 4th district means it never has been or will be in existence.
"I just toally read the dirtiest comic about Sailor Moon and Tenchi, way 4th District man."

"I liked the story you wrote about him, but I feel it's a bit 4th District since he would never act like that in a situation"
by Sikel Slacker August 30, 2011
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Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.
"I think I need a Penial Distress session."
by THOT.exe January 17, 2018
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fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire
Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire
by Parmageddo May 30, 2018
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Beer distributor

A local business that sells beer by the cases.
Hey I'm gonna run to the beer distributor to grab a case of budlight.
by KennyB October 22, 2019
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Social Distancing

Person 1: wanna go for a walk?
Person 2: i thought we were social distancing
Person1: so?
by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
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No Light District

no light district is a term used to describe an urban area lacking an opportunity for economic growth and/or revitalization.
Philadelphia was once a city of economic growth and opportunity,but as of recently has become a no light district
by Damaged By Tragedy July 11, 2010
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