Don porneone

A dude with heaps of porn or who just loves making watching or collecting porn. Pronounced Don Porny-owny as in the Godfather's Don Corleone

Dude, have you seen his collection? He's such a Don Porneone

by Gambeans February 17, 2010

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

a playful threat of domestic violence

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011

Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

Don't "we" me!

What you say when someone uses the "collective we" to lump you in with a national government or some other entity whose actions you don't approve of.

1st person: We pretend it's about fighting for democracy in one country, and then we're like supporting a dictator in some other country. Man, our foreign policy is really messed up.

2nd person: Don't "we" me! It's not my foreign policy, it's the government's.

by Emmanuel X. Goldstein February 10, 2013

Don't Publish

There are amusing secrets surrounding the Don't Publish feature, but one must discover those secrets for themselves.

When I'm Editing on Urban Dictionary and I think your definition is stupid, judgmental, illiterate, prejudice, unoriginal, emo, and so on... I click Don't Publish.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013

ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me

a way to say "you don't know nothing about me" or "you don't know anything about me". Used as a comeback to douche-y comments or rude gestures.

bob: "hey watup sistah? lets hang."
girl 1: "ya don't know nuthin' 'bout me."

girl 1: "i'm pretty much the best person here."
girl 2: "'cause ya don't know nuthin' bout me."

dude 2: *sticks tongue out.
girl 3: "you dont know nuthin' 'bout me, you loser."

by hashendonitsme April 28, 2013