David Villa

Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ

i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!

by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

pete davidson

he got that bIG DICK ENERGY

“yo u kno pete davidson”
“yea he got tht bIG DICK ENERGY ON 100!!”

by roohiyo June 28, 2018

Harley Davidson

The most effective machine at turning gas into noise without the side effect of horsepower.

"You hear how loud that Harley Davidson was?"

"So? It's slow, heavy, and can't turn or brake"

by Sondebeech April 15, 2010

Davis

Davis is the nicest boy you will ever meet very good looking usually plays hockey and loves rap music also has a big dick and gets many girls

I wish davis dick was inside of me

by My name is jay May 23, 2019

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006

Jonathan Davis

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick

(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass

by Gotissues December 15, 2008

Dave Farell

Bassist for the world-famous rock band, Linkin Park. He originally left Linkin Park to tour with his old band, The Snax, but then returned to Linkin Park for 'Hybrid Theory'. He also goes by the name of 'Phoenix'.

Look! It's Dave Farell! PHOENIX! SIGN MY BASS!

by Sibel June 11, 2006