son of a cunt

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.
"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!
by smendez April 04, 2010
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Cunt gust

An large plume of air expelled during a fanny fart
Eww Bex that cunt gust stinks!
by Crc22 August 07, 2016
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.
Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?
by Lgill July 08, 2014
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Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.
Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?
by BennyAllyface December 13, 2011
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Springy cunt

Another way of saying kangaroo
Oi! There's that springy cunt again!
by NaggerNick November 20, 2019
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Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
by RathanD July 11, 2008
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