crotch cord

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

Movie Crotch

The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.

"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."

by BlindBat January 1, 2009

Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009

Crotch Food

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009