triscut cracker

When you crumble triscut crackers and shove them up your ass, then fart strongly so the triscuts blow out onto your partners back, then you snort the crumbs.

Yo, u got a second to give me a triscut cracker homie?

by Dr Shocker July 17, 2014

jive cracker

An Uncommon Phrase Used by the Blacks to describe a Crazy White Person.

White: I'm Gonna go jump off that cliff into a river!
Black: Whatchu Talkin' Bout Jive Cracker!

by PrideofSyn November 18, 2013

Graham Cracker Knees

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

by tooleeky November 25, 2014

Graham cracker booty

A weak, undefined, and un-toned buttocks on a short stalky person.

That girl dont do squats or deadlifts
Yea she got a graham cracker booty

by BigGains720 June 23, 2015

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015

Fire Cracker it

To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers

"I only have lights so imma Fire Cracker it."

by Jejfjw May 4, 2016

Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017