Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 23, 2018

Brown Cow

When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.

by Frank Mancuso October 26, 2005

wet cows

Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.

Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."

by Atizzle February 11, 2008

Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

by Dieforis January 05, 2006

cow pat

A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women

'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?

by Orinoco June 04, 2006

Your Cow

A substitute for your mom, your dad, or your face, as these are all overused.

Chloe: Hey! What's up?
Evan: Your mom!!!
Chloe: Your dad!!!
Evan: Your face!!!
Brittany: You know what you guys?
Evan and Chloe: What?
Brittany: YOUR COW!!!!!!!!

by orangegirl November 22, 2006

Cow Stomach

Some one Very fat!

Hey You 300lbs. cow stomach.

by Brian May 31, 2003