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Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.
by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008
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cambone

The act of using webcams to have cybersex with another person. This act is quite common using yahoo messenger or stickam chat services. One person contributing to the act is usually degraded at a later time when the other camboner shares screenshots with their fellow chatters.
"Wanna cambone? Come on, it’ll be fun. You know how much I love you. Besides, nobody will ever know. It’s just you and me."
by Not Fred March 30, 2009
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Cambodian mudslide

A woman of Asian descent defecating on her partner's chest while suffering from diarrhea, as to recreate the visual effect of a mudslide, performed as an act of sexual satisfaction.
It was just another trip to Poundtown until Jen Seng warmed up my day with a Cambodian mudslide.
by Stu Nahan October 6, 2011
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Camboozler

A specific class of cam whore who posts myspace/facebook pictures of themselves showing everything from the chest up in a deceptive attempt at making themselves look trimmer than they really are. Commonly practiced amongst large women with substantial breasts, & often pretty faces whos goals are to scamboozle a hot guy into meeting up with them most likely at a fine dineing facility to black widdow the males bank account with their thunder gunt appetites.
Protagonist: "Check out this hot girl that friended me the other day. She wants to meet up."

Friend: "I dont see any body shots of her?"

Protagonist: "Good point man, I better call in a gunt check, otherwise i'll be footing a bill at the steak house for a camboozler."
by Ampresandman December 3, 2011
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Combed

Combed--A putt that is dead center in the hole but consistently stops short. Sometimes it just brushes the hole.
Golfer 1... Wow I thought that putt was in man !!! You barely missed it !! Golfer 2.... Yeah, I just got combed !!!
by carpeddlar September 6, 2012
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Cambodian Carousel

When a girl (hooker) mounts herself on a rotating device where the guy can lie underneath and stick his penis through so that she can then basically spin around on his dick like a top.
Man that ratchet ass bitch gave me a Cambodian Carousel last night... She was spinnin' around and my dick so fast gave me an Indian burn!
by FriedConfetti September 29, 2015
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Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach
"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"
by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020
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