reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017

yeast in the coffee pot

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

by pandacanon May 5, 2018

Triple Shot Coffee

the best shit

Me and Jessie chug triple shot coffee(s) at 4 AM while watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.

"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."

by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020

Coffee hall April

Coffee hall April is a whore . Aka April Hendy . She gave a disabled guy slops took his money and then wheeled him into the road .

Yo slime Coffee hall April (April Hendy ) is a slut

by Trollshahahah May 30, 2020

iced hot coffee

piss coffee

oh look its a iced hot coffee

by krisbek17 October 8, 2020

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019