clouching

slouching on the couch

my back hurts.. must’ve been clouching too much

by Lord of Battle February 23, 2024

Clouchy

(Adjective)
A clouchy person is typically mischievous, malevolent, full of trickery and lies they use against you in their own interests.

That clouchy Osouli!

by Wathek_lover69 July 20, 2025

couchebag

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery

Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

by Craig Christofanelli April 27, 2006

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

couch'd

when you have been given a couch slap.

i was couch'd when that guy gave me a couch slap.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

Couchin

Laying on the couch
i.e. being a couch potato

Girl what you got planned this weekend?

Nothin other than couchin

by Auchie June 20, 2008

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009