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chode hive

Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.
Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.
by maddiggity September 8, 2009
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Reverse Chode

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.
by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
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Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!
by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009
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Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.
He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.
by chode 4 life November 8, 2009
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TurtleNeck Chode

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!
by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016
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