The Red Card

When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment

Dude, I was fucking this hot chick on her period and I had to give her the red card.

by Foot and e September 26, 2017

Uno Reverse Card

An Uno Reverse Card is a card typically used in Uno. Use this to direct an insult back at the insulter.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Jim: Uno reverse card!

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

green card

marijuana, ganja, weed, tree

"i got that green card in my right pocket."
"robert is bringin his green card tonight."

by Ross drockisdead March 17, 2004

trap-card

The 1 and only Deathify can achieve this, as his prowess over mortal beings is about god-like status. K.

Deathify: OMFG look at this pro pk WOOT. Guy: *clicks link* WDF??? Deathify: GF.(trap-card)

by burkina faso February 27, 2009

Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

gay card

Like the pussy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for sex.

To use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has sex with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.

Andy used the gay card on Will and got the promotion he wanted. Although Will was 58 and Andy was only 19, Andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

"Andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prostitute!"

"Now Andy has aids and is nearly dead, Toby will play the aids card to get Andy's job."

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

FRIEND CARD

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008