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Canadian Stranger

So you are railing a chick doggystyle and occasionally fall out and put it back in. After many fall outs your friend sneaks in from behind and replaces you. Let him get some pounding in and then you walk up infront of the girl and ask her how good your doing.
So my friend and I gave my girlfriend a Canadian stranger last night and she didn't like it at all.
by KunzKar. June 3, 2010
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Canadian Fastlane

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.
Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again
by eville March 7, 2011
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Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies

Quite possibly the best college in the world. Located in Idaho, it has one of the best campuses of any college in the world. It is an extremely high rated school, ideal for anyone. With a productive curiculum, it is sure to educate everyone for the better, and make them a successful individual.
Did you seriously just believe that there was actually a college called the Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies?
by Tojo Hiroshita October 5, 2011
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Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.
Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.
by gavint November 14, 2012
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canadian

Someone who is needlessly nice or says Sorry too much
A: Why did you just say Sorry to that guy in the supermarket, you both bumped into each other
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian
by SugarHood March 2, 2016
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American Canadians

An American descendant who immigrant to the beautiful land of Canada. Sadly, they treat Canada as like the USA meaning that they cause a lot of problems here in the north. Most are very racist which makes me wonder :

"Why the fuck would you immigrant here in a multicultral country"?

Some mistake REAL Canadians for American Canadians. The most abvious way to identify them is either:
a) They are very obese
b) They have the American Flag somewhere
c) Very rude,trashy, and talks like a typical American

The worse thing is, they still ridicule Canada even when they live in Canada.

Why are they living in Canada? One reason:

J O B S

They shouldn't even apply for a Canadian citizenship if they act like this.
An African Canadian: Hey, I'm wondering if you can tell me where I can get to the nearest corner store?

American Canadians: fucku nigga!!! u goin to rob a corner store huh? well 2 bad nigga imma call da cops on yah hahaha i will mak sur tht da torontoh police will get yer ass arrested LOL

Saanzan: Hey fuck you ugly American! Go back to your fucking country! You're ruining this great country and we don't discriminate others. Fucking asshole!

*Arguement goes on for another hour since the American Canadians WANTS to win this arguement*
by Saanzan August 8, 2010
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Canadian

A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.
Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.
by Anthony08 March 5, 2008
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