A state in which illegal immigrants run free and screw American citizens over by taking their jobs. You can also find vegans, PETA, democrats, and drug addicts. Sure the landscape can be beautiful (unless you live in the desert) but the people sure aren't.
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When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
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Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 5, 2020
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I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
by Hellvig September 22, 2020
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