Hooker Cake 

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

Hooker Cake by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

Majd Cake 

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

Majd Cake by TheDeviousDrDildo October 29, 2009

Withered Cake Hag 

A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys

Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"

Withered Cake Hag by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010

diaper cake 

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake

Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!

diaper cake by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011

Douche Cake 

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

Douche Cake by chinrest October 20, 2011

lard cake 

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.

I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.

lard cake by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011

Chode cake 

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

Chode cake by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014