Boomer

Daniel Medeiros

He is a boomer

by Winey da poo December 1, 2019

Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

Boomer

Tik Toc word for a fucking old ass fart such as your grandparents. And the Boomers will often call younger kids Millennials

Oh that Boomer is such dumbass.

by TicTokGod November 9, 2019

Tripshiz boomer

A 60 year old man, who gets “excited” by the idea of a bubble bath, alone with floral bath bombs, candles and Barry Manilow playing.

Karen’s estranged husband.

Everyone is invited to the party except the tripshiz boomers.

José: My neighbor called the cops during our party yesterday.

Mark: What a tripshiz boomer.

by Thom Hanksy Panksy January 12, 2023

Boomer

To give a definition of the term boomer to anyone who asks I will give a description of what one may be like. Ok so there is a woman let’s name her Karen Smith. Karen smith spends her time helicopter parenting her children and giving as many judgemental comments as possible. Karen Smith is not open minded and she honestly thinks she has all the given knowledge because she reads the Bible, and looks at YouTube videos on how to cure every illness with some type of herb or essential oils and she reads some sort of conspiracy type bullshit on Facebook. Karen is usually the loudest person in the room; she will yell at you to keep your inside voice but that rule will never apply to her. She constantly tells her children how much better she was at everything and how much more she has suffered then them when her children simply just asked for some advice. Karen is demanding, Karen will ask to see the manager at restaurants and will always blame the poor waitress for everything. Karen is homophobic, racist, and sexist, even though she claims not to be because she has friends that happen to be one of those things. In summary Karen is a boomer for the love of tits please do not be a boomer thank you 😌

Let’s be honest now. You know a person who is a boomer it may even be yourself if your looking up what it means.

by I put the bi in bitch April 27, 2020

boomer queen

jacob watson. the greatest boomer ever.

person 1: i can’t decide who the greatest boomer is!
Person 2: obviously it’s the boomer queen, Jacob Watson!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

Boomer Humour

Something that actually has comedic value. a Joke that will actually make you laugh if you have any sense of humour. Not some woke censored crap like Hannah Gadsby.

whingy soy boy: "thats boomer humour"
normal person: "thats why its so funny"

by Issac B September 26, 2023