Blumpkin

A combination of the two best things in the word!

Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.

by sosaditty June 21, 2011

blumpkin

A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin

That blumpkin stole my twinkie!

by Bran-Dan April 20, 2009

Irish Blumpkin

A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.

The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying to give him ended up being... an Irish Blumpkin.

by vexxie March 25, 2004

Super Blumpkin

The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.

My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!

by Ralflyhead June 1, 2011

Blumpkin

The meaning for everything that is good in life.

Blumpkins! come on it describes itself

by Swat23 July 24, 2008

Blumpkin

A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.

meh blumpkin

by i am matt shadows September 18, 2009

blumpkin

a blowjob given to person who is shitting

the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.

by puppadup June 17, 2015