Bake

When a person try to come at you or play you.

" shit, this nigga tryin to bake my ass like a damn cake now that he got no one else bully"

by Corinne Scott March 5, 2005

backed up

Unable to leave loaf

I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006