shut yo bitch ass up

man you messed up, just stfu dude

Ashe:"hehehe uwu hey Jake UwU"
Jake: "shut yo bitch ass up tf"

by JustStfuIDidNotAsk October 29, 2021

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

Mythic bitch

SOFIA - The real LIFE HEATHER CHANDLER!

SOFIA YA MYTHIC BITCH

by Heather Mackemera April 28, 2019

Ain't this a bitch

when ur pissed off at something u might say aint this a bitch meaning this sucks shit or this is fucked up.

Mom: Timmy, your little brother took a shit in your bed again.
Timmy: Aw, man! Ain't this a bitch...
Mom: Watch yo damn mouth!!!!!!

by frigginawesomenigga September 27, 2009

bitch face

Any person whose face makes them seem like they're a bitch.

Person A: @*$!3Y looks like such a bitch.
Person B: No, shes not. Her face just looks like that, she has a bitch face. Shes actually really nice.

by Webster292929 December 16, 2008

Bitch this chicken is cold

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

by MrBates July 22, 2010