applenip

The sensory experience of unwrapping a new Apple product and there fore the joy that is experienced in the process

I just go crazy for that Applenip

by JRSE April 15, 2015

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015

Apple Jesus

When your iphone or MacBook dies, they go up in the Cloud to Apple Jesus.

When an Apple product is sick and you need just long enough to let your contract run out or get them backed up, you pray that they don't go see Apple Jesus yet.

Apple Jesus lives where the Cloud is.

I still owe $200 on my iphone 6, so it can't go see Apple Jesus yet!

I lost my iphone today. I am praying to Apple Jesus that my photos I took last night are really up in the cloud.

by Ms Busta Rhyme June 16, 2017

Applesauce man

applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman

applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce

by cheesemgee February 5, 2019

applebag

A douchebag who loves apple products. To the point where you will find them constantly defending shitty apple products on forums and online communities.

Sherry: "Hey Gary! Can you believe that online username apple666 in the keyboard forum and how they're trying to defend the mac book butterfly keyboard?!"

Gary: "Yeah Sherry, what a real applebag!"

by malokvalok May 2, 2020

Apple

What the fuck are you looking up the definition of apple for? Are you a dumbass?

You should know what the fuck an apple is

by its.kitsune June 16, 2020

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020