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marijuana addiction

A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."

And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.

But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?

The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.

Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."

Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"

Tool: "... Both?"
by JPobo April 26, 2010
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sex addict

Tiger Woods: "I am the role model for all sex addicts!"
by TheraputicDecay January 31, 2010
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adderall

A commonly prescribed medication for ADHD. It is made up of amphetamine salts and gives the user the ability to focus and conctrate for hours on end.
I have finals tomorrow so I'll take some adderall and cram all night.
by Stunt10011 January 19, 2005
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Addie

Holden: damnnnn girl ur an Addie

Girl: that’s the best compliment anyone has ever given me!
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Addison Rae

A white privileged girl who got famous from dancing and rocket launched her career into makeup, meeting the kard, and getting on bma 2020. It’s honestly sad you guys hype up people with no talent but a pretty face. She was handed the sliver spoon along with a lot of white tiktoker stars like Charli, lil huddy, and more. However black/POC tiktoker gets shit but credit taken away from them. The only thing they get is a paycheck? Almost white tiktokers don’t really deserve the success since it can goes towards actually people who work hard not dancing in front of a camera.
Addisonrae simps : “OMG ADDISON RAE?!?”

Normal people : “You mean that reg white girl? Why y’all hype her up so much?”
by Seana2003 October 18, 2020
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Runescape Addiction

When you're addicted to runescape
How do you know when your addicted to runescape? when a friend asks you to help them in a fight at school and you ask if its in multi.

Last night john briones got sent to prison because of his runescape addiction
by Nerve2kill October 3, 2009
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Drug Addict

Someone who condemns the activities of others while practicing what the others are doing himself.

Someone who thinks the law only applies to other people - rich, white, male Republicans are exempt.
Rush Limbaugh fits this definition of Drug Addict, as does George W. Bush.

See also hypocrite.
by jesster79 January 10, 2006
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