violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights

"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"

by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017

lewis aspin

Lewis Aspin is one of the most sexiest lads in the world. If u have a Lewis Aspin he will make u laugh and laugh. If u have a boyfriend called Lewis Aspin U will be so lucky because he won’t always mess anything up. He is one the best athletes around. Sports they are good at: Football,Running and basketball. U are lucky if u are with a Lewis Aspin

Lewis Aspin is on of the best lads around

by Jaaacob4 January 9, 2018

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

VeXz Aspectt

A very gay boi

VeXz Aspectt is soooooo gay

by Syn3rgyy September 9, 2019

Lead Aspirin

bullet

The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 4, 2020

Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Dirty Asparagus

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.

Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!

by BillBobBosephus May 7, 2020