Altonio

Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.

Altonio said he wants to fight, so you better wrap your weave up!

by Cammyboi November 26, 2018

Alt+F4

The Biggest betrail anyone could say you to do in a game. Don't try it

Person 1: How do I get the______________
Person 2: with alt+f4
Person 1: presses it and it closes the window
Person 2: *Evil Devilish laugh*

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Alton

Biggest douchebag ever

That guy is such an Alton

by Sksksk60 April 19, 2020

altho

Short form of "although". Similarly to "tho", the word is trying to make up for it's insecurities with the extra letters. It's telling that these superfluous letters spell out "ugh" and have no meaning or reason to exist, which shows the word's lackadaisical nature towards life and is a salient metaphor of how the people who overuse the word (typically hypebeasts) surround themselves with overpriced material goods to distract themselves from their menial jobs and meaningless lives

Altho that's kinda crazy bro tho

by Xx_MLG_SWAG_420_xX July 3, 2021

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011

Altoids Disease

Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.

When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

by Mr. Stinky Pants July 11, 2009

alter- negro

though you may act like a typical white kid around your white friends, your alter-negro is the way you act around your black friends.

he totally pulled out his alter- negro in front of those black kids to seem cool.

by duddddde February 26, 2010