The mean way to make a newbie quit on windows computers

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

Life saver, Used in computer classes to close windows to save you from being caught doing you aren't supposed to

An unoriginal old prank that nobody falls for anymore, (except the 10 years olds)

The biggest life changing function in Windows. Used to close Chrome in Computer Science classes. It is also used in online classes to mute the volume of teacher. Thanks Microsoft for this stuff

Keyboard command to exit out whatever it is you are in.

The generic way of remedying an otherwise impossible situation.