stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly

Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)

by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016

Yellow Donkey

A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.

"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.

by Maddow's General February 28, 2023

rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.

Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!

by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 9, 2017

Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

drain donkey

A midwestern colloquialism, originating from Nebraska, used to celebrate overcoming long odds through exceptional skill or luck, especially within the context of golf or gambling.

The shooter's 5th consecutive 7 on the come out was met with a resounding 'DRAIN DONKEY!' from the betting gallery.

by linguistic anthropologist June 2, 2011

donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

gobble donkey

A chick that is know for giving head to just about anyone

She's a gobble donkey, dude. All my boys got head from her.

by Trick August 16, 2016