brute force your cracker

To hack into someone's Instagram account which will crack open like a cracker.

I'm such a good hacker. I can brute force your cracker.

by potatopicker324234 July 23, 2017

Georgia Cracker

A native to the State of Georgia whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

Travis is a Georgia Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008

nigga-ass-cracker

Your homie who is a cracker, but he's such a brotha you call him a nigga.

yo that cracker is such a brotha. He is a nigga-ass-cracker.

by Rez-a-wan August 11, 2011

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Graham Cracker

1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006