Red Rocket

a big red dog weener

my dogs red rocket stuck out 2 inches

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

marlboro reds

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.

#1: Look what I'm smoking (shows pack)
#2: MARLBORO REDS EH?
#1: OF COURSE MAN! WHAT ELSE

by RESTI1 January 11, 2010

K-Red

Kamel Red Cigarettes. RJ Reynolds launched Kamel Reds in 1913 as an upscale version of Camels. However, because of the depression, K-Reds didn't last past 1936 before the company dropped them. It wasn't until 1996 that they were re-established, along with Kamel Red Lights.

"K-Reds are back after 80 years for no good reason except they taste good." - Promo slogan

by Codie December 8, 2006

Red-tubing

Where you convince your friends that you're taking the laptop to bed so you can watch 'Family Guy'. In reality you logon to Redtube and give yourself a treat.

Stephen & Liam - "Looks like Ads is off Red-tubing again".

by .............???........... May 8, 2008

red carpet

A females mensturating vagina. the carpet meaning the a females pubic hair. Red meaning the blood that occurs during menstration.

I was eating red carpet last night.

by Joe Iron November 12, 2005

red neck

Usually a white male with limited education - someone who is generally intolerant of other people who differ and/or disagree with his thinking & outlook. These folks tend to look at the world in black & white terms - there are no shades of gray, or room for flexibility.

These folks live all over the country with the heaviest concentration in the southeast & midwest.

Some characteristics of " red necks "

1. White male
2. Drinks lots of beer
3. Wears Wrangler jeans
4. Wears tshirts,sweatshirts that are usually too small
5. Usually has a beer gut from drinking lots of beer
6. Lives on junk food, lots of beef, fried chicken
7. Nascar fan
8. Outdoor hobbies/activities - fishing, hunting
9. Drives a pickup truck
10. Hates Liberals, Gays, Minorities
11. Does not read much except cheap magazines
12. Often treats women like 2nd class citizens
13. Strict with his kids - often will use physical force to discipline his kids
14. Usually not open to reasoning & negotiation
15. Supported & Voted for George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a classic example of a red neck - just look at his redneck " my way or the highway " FAILED approach to government.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

Old Red

A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He was originally the lead guitarist for Gunses and Roses and gave them their start. He passed on and was reborn in the form of a pharmacist in Waco, Texas. There he created Dr. Pepper. Every day, wether you know it or not, Old Red is making the world run the way it does. Every day, every person who knows about Old Red can call upon Old Red and ask him for an Old Red miracle. He listens to 80% of the requests 90% of the time. Old Red is currently lying low in the form of my friend's dog. Once he dies, Old Red will find a new body to control. He is always present! Whenever something good happens, you fuckin thank Old Red...

Guy 1: Oh shit, looks like it's gonna rain...
Guy 2: You can't mow the lawn when it's raining...fuck
Guy 1: I know, I'll ask Old Red for an Old Red miracle so it doesn't rain...
Guy 2: nice...

(later on)
Guy 2: Dude it didn't rain!
Guy 1: I got the lawn mowed! Thank you Old Red!

by trptking October 3, 2008